Dogs are stupid. Just throwing that out there. They’re cute, loyal, and social; they’re also dumb as rocks.
Allow me to explain.
I recently got a dog (if you’re wondering, her name is Maggie, and she’s a Shetland Sheepdog). While my dog is very cute and fun to play wiht, she is extremely stupid. I may be used to living with a cat (which is usually very intelligent), but God almightly is she stupid. What animal other than a dog would throw up from eating bad mushrooms, and then go back to take another go at them? For that matter, what animal would throw up from eating bad mushrooms, and then try to eat the vomit? How did dogs ever survive in the wild? How do stray dogs survive on their own nowadays? I don’t know if Charles Darwin ever owned a dog, but if he did, he might’ve thought twice about his theory of evolution.